Official Antifa Organization- Agenda

Virtual Board Members (They Don't Know Yet)
Chairman Cliff Cash (@cliffcashcomedy) • Community Outreach Gunny (Gunny Speaks Out) • Media Counter Intelligence Bill Jubran • Public Engagement Strategist Texas Paul • VP of Fascism Refusal Russell Ellis (Jolly Good Ginger) • Chief Tactical Strategist Jason Lewis • Board Secretary and Prolific Pot Stirrer Jon Kennedy

RULES AND PROCEDURES OF THIS BOARD

The Official Antifa Org conducts its meetings with a commitment to transparency, public engagement, and comedic accuracy in the face of national nonsense. All Board actions follow standard parliamentary procedure, interpreted with the flexibility appropriate for a movement that technically doesn’t exist.

Rules for the Board:

Board Members shall maintain decorum unless comedic intervention is required to clarify a point or disrupt fascist energy in the room.
Motions require a second, unless the moment is so obviously correct that a second would be redundant.
The Director of Community Outreach (Gunny) continues his proven method of civic engagement: riding through cities on a motorcycle with a large FUCK TRUMP flag while providing direct motivational commentary to strangers.
The Secretary (Jon Kennedy) records all actions, comments, decisions, hypotheticals, and whatever else happens to occur — as he is currently the only Board Member who is aware that this Board exists.

Rules for the Public:

Public comment is welcome and may be delivered sincerely, sarcastically, anxiously, enthusiastically, or dramatically. All styles are acceptable.
Speakers must address the Board respectfully; the Board may respond respectfully, humorously, or with necessary bluntness.
Personal attacks, threats, and fascism are not permitted.
Time limits may be enforced if comments become filibusters or if speakers begin treating the meeting as a podcast without permission.

The Board strives to conduct its business professionally, transparently, and with the understanding that comedy is a legitimate civic tool — especially when the truth alone is no longer absurd enough.

Call to Order
- Roll Call
- Note: Several members listed above are not yet aware they serve on this Board.
Public Comments
Discussion Comment
Members of the public may address the Board on any item not on this agenda. Comments may be sincere, humorous, outraged, confused, or performative. Filibusters will be gently discouraged.
Consent Agenda
Discussion Possible Action Comment
- Approval of Minutes — None (first meeting)
Formation of the Official Antifa Org and Recognition of Its Existence
Discussion Possible Action Comment View Item
Discussion and possible action to formally acknowledge the organization’s existence, despite years of public assertion that it already existed
Appointment of Board Members and Acceptance of Roles
Discussion Possible Action Comment View Item
Appointment of listed Board Members to their respective roles. Acceptance may be implied for those currently unaware of their appointment. Also an opportunity to expand the Board to include other positions as deemed necessary.
Adoption of Bylaws and Rules of Procedure
Discussion Comment View Item
Board will consider adopting initial bylaws outlining governance, meeting procedures, and appropriate escalation of comedic interventions
. Establishment of Mission Statement
Discussion Possible Action Comment
Review and possible adoption of the Official Antifa Org Mission Statement to guide all future actions, statements, and satirical civic engagement.
Development of Public Awareness and Outreach Strategy
Discussion Possible Action Comment View Item
Discussion of effective communication strategies, including but not limited to:
- motorcycle-mounted messaging
- targeted comedic commentary
- tactical public engagement
- transparency through agendas, minutes, and well-timed ridicule
Website Deployment and Public Information
Discussion Possible Action Comment View Item
Discussion and direction to staff (there is no staff) regarding the launch of antifaorg.com, including temporary landing page messaging, future content, and the organization’s official digital footprint.
Identification of High-Risk Officials
Discussion Possible Action Comment
Discussion of criteria for identifying elected and public officials who publicly support authoritarian movements, including but not limited to:
- MAGA hat display
- fascist-adjacent policy positions
- public statements inconsistent with democratic values
  Direction to staff on documenting and tracking such individuals for enhanced civic scrutiny.
BOARD MEMBER COMMENTS
Discussion Comment
Comments may include reflections on the state of democracy, comedic observations, tactical insights, or brief existential dread.
Adjournment
Next meeting date and time to be determined.

MISSION STATEMENT